I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
IT’S FUCKING TIME. Get this shit to 300k, piss Doxi off to untold new levels.
If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
When people say “IM CRYING” are you really crying?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When people saying “IM SCREAMING” are you really screaming?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When people say “THEY GIVE ME LIFE” do they really give you life?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When people say “LOL” are you really LOLing?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)