A Day In the Life


i like how when black widow takes a shower or wets her hair or whatever at falcon’s place her hair’s all wavy but she later has ruler straight hair, like does falcon own a straightener just to make his guests comfortable because that’s lovely

if you want a bf just go up to a boy and say, ‘hey wanna go out?’ and if he says no then just ask someone else.
advice from a 5th grade boy (via victoriamonserrath)



don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers



French Macarons


i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’


I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm


dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

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