A Day In the Life



let me tell you a thing, sam wilson is not here to help all the poor wooboo babies in the mcu.

if he saw grant ward, he’d kick his ass because ward’s a fucking terrorist.

if ward tried using his childhood abuse as an excuse for all he’s done, sam would tell him to get over himself and kick his ass some more because that’s a slap in the face for almost all other soldiers with traumatizing pasts who still do the right thing.

he’s not a redemption card for your hydra favorites, sorry.

#mischaracterization and abuse of Sam Wilson’s kindness is a travesty #your favorite white boy is a piece of shit who does not deserve to be in the same room with Sam Wilson let alone recieve his help  (via captaincuddlepile)



talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like


  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.




You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 


The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between


me starting to like someone image


Cupcake / Ooh La La Sweets


fall aesthetic:
one titty out
burgundy lips
a glass of wine in one hand


since it started counting pokes, adelinepowell has poked me over 1,600 times

it will never end

I wish it said when we started poking each other, because I can’t even remember.  Who knows how many times we poked each other before it started counting.  It’s just commonplace for me now.  It’s been at least a year, right?


Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles


Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes


this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have



Getting to the end of a fanfic only to realize it’s incomplete.


this is so fucking accurate it hurts

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