petalise:

sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”

thisiswhiteprivilege:

History textbooks should all be titled “White Fanfiction.”

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character casually walking in, stealing the last bit of food on your plate and then walking away eating it

itsvondell:

when do you think the first sponsored ad post to contain a rape joke will be

at the rate they’re going im guessing within the month

postpunkwesleycrusher:

jealousy in relationships is not a cute trait (◕‿◕✿)

guilting or controlling a partner’s behavior is not cute or romantic (◕‿◕✿)

jealousy is a major factor in and aspect of partner violence and abuse (◕‿◕✿)

don’t romanticize jealousy as though it were a healthy part of relationships (◕‿◕✿)

thanks (◕‿◕✿)

rabioheab:

mom, dad, these are my newborn twins. their names are mom and dad. i named them after you. what do you mean ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ aren’t your real names? what the hell? i already named these kids thanks for telling me now

a-giant-octopus:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a very big steam powered giraffe what smokes.

phoenixwormwood137:

actuallyboycrazy:

think about the first person to have twins

how freaking confused do you think they were omg

dumpsterfetus:

trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints